top ten things to do when drinking coffee

1. watch skate videos
   
2. jerk off
3. clean up beer cans from the night before
4. take a dump
5. sit and stare at the squirrels playing in the backyard
6. smoke a bowl and draw a titty
7. check all the drunk texts from the night prior
8. rub on my little baconator baby i'm about give birth to (twice)
9. go ride T1 by myself
10. look at at the flat tire on my bike and decide i'm gonna ride my board to work
    

the first of many...