Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Gentleman's Guide To Wedding Etiquette

This is a great book for all of you younger skateboarders who may have never been to a grown-up wedding. It covers such important topics as: keg stands, Vans (slip-ons and lace ups), yelling during toasts, sprawling, alcohol consumption (how much is too much?), jeans (black, blue or grey?), shirts (tuck the whole shirt or just half?), and Member's Only jackets. I picked up my copy for only $4.98 at Half Price Books. That's a damn bargain.

2 comments:

  1. I liked the " If you find yourself Hammer'd and smoking weed in the bride and grooms sweet after the weddings over, its probably time to go" chapter.

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  2. Or the part about filling your pockets with wedding cake to take home because "your girlfriend's really bummed she couldn't make it."

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